do these places actually exist
TREE, YOU ARE DRUNK. YOU NEED TO LEAF
STEVE, THAT IS DISCRIMIATION. WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE WHERE TREE DOES AND DOES NOT BELONG? DON’T LISTEN TO HIM TREE. FOLLOW YOUR HEART, AND GO WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO. DON’T LET CLOSE-MINDED ASSHOLES BRING YOU DOWN.
WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WHY THE FUCK IS HIS SHIRT NOT GREEN STRIPED? STEVE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
STEVE WHERE IS YOUR NORMAL ATTIRE? YOU’RE DRUNK STEVE. YOU’RE SEEING FUCKING TREES IN YOUR HOUSE. YOU’RE LOSING IT STEVE; YOU’RE LOSING IT.
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM STEVE, YOU ARE A WONDERFUL UNIQUE HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN’T NEED A STRIPED SHIRT TO BE BEAUTIFUL. STEVE, YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY.
FUCK YOU, MY STEVE CAN WEAR WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS AND WHEN HE SMILES THE WHOLE WORLD STILL STOPS AND STARES FOR A WHILE. BOY YOU’RE AMAZING JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
WHY DOESN’T BLUE GET OFF HIS LAZY FUCKING ASS AND HELP A BRUTHA OUT.
BLUE JUST NEEDS TO GTFO. ALL HE DOES IS STAND THERE AND WIGGLE HIS TAIL. IF YOU’RE NOT GONNA HELP, BROSKI, YOU JUST HAVE TO GO WITH YOUR BAD SELF.
DON’T LISTEN TO THEM BLUE, YOU’RE USEFUL. ITS THE TREE WHO’S TO BLAME HERE. AT LEAST YOU’RE WAGGING YOUR TAIL; WHAT’S THE LAZY ASS TREE DOIN’?
YOU NEEDA GO. LEAVE NOW.
oh my god.
Blue is female.
Want good sex?
Keep switching positions.
Every time one of you is close to finishing, switch.
And end it all with this.
Bomb.
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YOU’RE WELCOME.
THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
OH MY GOD.
I just spent like, the last hour or something doing this.
